My longest rp so far, in which Sherlock is being utterly slow on the uptake and is about to leave for Argentina. Sorry it's long and Omegle hates me and wouldn't give the link.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Johnlock.
You: So, you're getting married, John? - SH
Stranger: I suppose I am. JW
You: Good for you. Ms Morstan, right? - SH
Stranger: You remember? That's rather surprising to be honest. Yeah, Mary Morstan. JW
You: And you love her? - SH
You: You want to be with her? - SH
You: You're moving out, right? - SH
Stranger: I guess so, otherwise I wouldn't be getting married to her, would I? I haven't really thought that far ahead though. JW
Stranger: You'll still come though, won't you? To my wedding? I want you to be my best man. JW
You: No, John, I think I won't. Guess I'm leaving the country. So you don't have to move out. Actually if Mrs Hudson doesn't mind Mary could move in with you. - SH
Stranger: Leaving the country? What?! Since when? You're not even going to come to my bloody wedding.. JW
Stranger: And no, I'm not going to move Mary into 221b. JW
You: A case, John. Thanks to your blog I'm sort of famous. They invited me to Argentina to investigate some serial murders. - SH
You: No idea how long this is going to take. - SH
Stranger: Oh. JW
Stranger: Right, yeah. That's fine then, if Argentina needs you more than me. JW
You: It may take some months. And I don't think you'll need me now, John. - SH
You: Your family is paramount. - SH
You: And of course you can bring Mary here, why not? - SH
Stranger: You're a complete idiot, you know that right? You're part of my family, Sherlock. Probably the most important part. JW
You: Obviously I'm not. - SH
Stranger: It just wouldn't be right, that's all. I can't imagine 221b without body parts in the fridge, violin at all hours. JW
Stranger: Yes, you are. JW
You: No, John. Things will go as they are meant to. I never expected you to stay with me forever. - SH
You: And I'm well aware Mary doesn't like me. - SH
You: I'm leaving tomorrow. - SH
You: You know I can speak Spanish fluently. - SH
Stranger: Mary doesn't have to like you. I do. And I always will. Just because I don't live with you doesn't mean I won't be hanging around with you still. JW
Stranger: You're leaving tomorrow? Christ, Sherlock... I'll miss you. JW
You: No, John. Thank you, but no. Hope Mary will make it easier for you. - SH
You: Be happy. - SH
Stranger: You're telling me after tomorrow I'm never going to see you again? Why not? I don't understand? What the hell is going on? JW
Stranger: Don't tell me to be happy. JW
You: Mysterious murders in Buenos Aires, I said. A matter of urgency. Of course you'll be happy, you deserve it. - SH
Stranger: That's not going to take the rest of your life. You'll come back and then we'll see each other again, it'll be the same. Please don't do this, Sherlock. JW
You: I can't promise I'll come back, John. - SH
Stranger: Then I'm not letting you go. JW
You: John, I don't belong to you, do I? You're starting a new life, why can't I try to do the same? - SH
Stranger: Yes you do. JW
Stranger: I mean, fine. Off you go. Argentina or whatever. Have fun. Be happy or whatever it was. JW
You: Good. So goodbye, John. - SH
Stranger: Not by text. I'm not leaving the last few years on a text. JW
You: No, John. I'd rather not see you now. - SH
Stranger: But I will say thank you, via text. Thank you, Sherlock Holmes. I don't want you to leave. I really, really don't. But obviously, there is something more important that is pulling you away. JW
Stranger: You'd rather not see me? Please. I can't leave like that. JW
You: John, this is all useless. Let's not mark time. - SH
You: Everything will be just perfect. - SH
Stranger: Just because you're not bleeding sentimental, because caring never helps and all that other bollocks that comes out of your mouth, doesn't mean that I'm not. I don't want to lose you, Sherlock. JW
You: I'm afraid it's inevitable. There will be things which will replace me. That's absolutely natural. - SH
Stranger: No it's not. You don't have to be /replaced/, you just have to share me. It's not that hard. JW
You: No, John. Wouldn't like to sound ungrateful, but I have to turn down this offer. - SH
You: Have never been good at sharing. - SH
Stranger: You know I'm not going to be happy without you. You of all people should be able to see that. Why are you doing this? Why? There has to be a reason. JW
You: Yes, there is. But I'm not going to tell you. - SH
You: I'm not stupid which you might have noticed. - SH
Stranger: You're being stupid right now. JW
Stranger: I don't understand. Is it something I've done? Is it because Mary doesn't like you? What is it? I'll fix it. JW
You: This can't be fixed. You deserve all the best. - SH
You: Evening, John. - SH
Stranger: No, Sherlock. Please don't do this. Don't be ridiculous. Where are you? I'm coming. JW
You: Don't. Please stay at Mary's. I said I wouldn't like to see you. - SH
Stranger: I don't care. I want to see you. I'm coming home. JW
You: What for? - SH
You: I guess your home is where your family is. - SH
Stranger: My home is 221b Baker street with a mad detective. JW
You: No, it's where your heart belongs. Mary. - SH
Stranger: Wrong. JW
You: John, this is unreasonable. She won't like that. - SH
Stranger: She'll get over it, Sherlock. You're the one being completely unreasonable. You won't even tell me why. So, I'm coming home. JW
You: Don't. If you come this won't change anything, my flight's tomorrow morning. - SH
You: And I may have mentioned that you shouldn't be calling this flat 'home'. - SH
Stranger: Then one more night. Our last night together in the flat. I'm coming /home/ and there is nothing you can do to stop me. JW
Stranger: It's still my bloody home, you idiot. JW
You: Okay, then I'm going out right now. - SH
Stranger: I'll be waiting then. JW
You: Why? What are you going to tell me? - SH
You: Don't make it more difficult. - SH
Stranger: YOU. Sherlock, you are the one making this more difficult. I'm so mad right now. JW
You: Stay with Mary. Hope she won't make you so /mad/. - SH
Stranger: Oh for god's sake. Is there even a case in Argentina or did you just make that up? JW
You: Of course there is. Has to be. I hear their police are even dafter than these boys from the Yard. If this is possible, which I doubt. Need to find out. - SH
Stranger: Then I'm coming with you. I'll postpone the wedding. Mary will get mad but I don't care. And there isn't anything you can say to stop me so I wouldn't bother trying. JW
You: John, if you come with me this won't help. - SH
You: And don't you dare postpone your wedding, it's what you've always wanted. - SH
You: You'll have to return anyway. - SH
You: To Mary. - SH
Stranger: I want you to be there. It's not what I wanted without you, Sherlock. You don't understand anything. I don't want you to go, please don't leave me. JW
You: No, thank you again. I'm not going to stand in the church and watch you... - SH
You: I hate churches, that's what I'm trying to say. - SH
You: And long ceremonies. - SH
You: And crowds. - SH
You: Stay where you are. - SH
Stranger: Obviously I don't mean enough to you to put up with all that stuff. Yeah. I'm staying.. Bye. JW
You: Goodbye, John. - SH
Stranger: I'll miss you. JW
You: Forget me. - SH
Stranger: Never. Not until the day I die. JW
You: I suppose we have said our goodbyes and this texting will lead us nowhere. It hurts. - SH
Stranger: I'm glad it hurts you. Because you've hurt me more than anything. And finally you feel. JW
You: If I'm not running about London telling everyone about my feelings doesn't mean I don't have those. - SH
Stranger: Thank god. I hope you're feeling happy then about what you've done. JW
You: Irrelevant. I'll try to delete everything I'm feeling anyway. - SH
Stranger: Of course you will. Some of us can't do that but you might have forgotten in your selfishness. JW
You: You will forget me too, John. There will be lots of joys, interesting people, you might even find someone to provide you with adrenaline. - SH
Stranger: All I want to say to you right now is: Fuck off, Sherlock. This is horrible. I don't want you to go. I'm cancelling the wedding. JW
You: Don't. One can't cancel their wedding just because his ex-flatmate is leaving for Buenos Aires. - SH
Stranger: One can do whatever the hell he wants. You're not my ex-flatmate, you're my best friend and I have cancelled my wedding already. Mary's kicked me out, so I have to come home. JW
You: What did she say? - SH
Stranger: Doesn't matter. JW
You: Are you blaming me for what happened? - SH
You: You must be utterly upset. - SH
Stranger: No. JW
Stranger: Yes. But I don't care. JW
You: How can you not care? You've just ruined your life! You love her. - SH
Stranger: And I didn't want you to leave more so what does that tell you. Just don't worry about it, I'll be fine, I'm always fine. JW
You: You're not trying to say I mean more than Mary, right? - SH
Stranger: Shut up. JW
You: Explain. - SH
Stranger: No. I'm coming home and then going to Buenos Aries. JW
You: If you go with me there's no point in leaving. - SH
Stranger: What about the serial killer? JW
You: No idea. - SH
Stranger: It was going to take months to solve and you're just not going now? JW
You: But I'm sure there must be one at least, such a big city... - SH
You: I'm going if you're staying. If you go I'm staying. - SH
You: Can't you understand, John? - SH
Stranger: No. I can't, Sherlock. Just tell me what is going on? JW
You: Need to be as far from you as possible. Argentina sounds nice. That's why. - SH
Stranger: Need to be as far from me, why? What have I done? JW
You: Because you'll get married all the same, be it Mary or Amanda or God knows who. - SH
You: Don't want to see that. - SH
You: New Zealand is okay too. What a pity there're only four million people. Statistically there can't be great criminals... - SH
You: Sydney maybe? - SH
Stranger: Since when did that matter? Why can't you see me get married? I've been to New Zealand, it would be far too dull for you. JW
Stranger: Stop listing countries and cities. You can't leave. JW
You: I realised a few things about myself which badly need deleting. Your presence will make it more difficult. And this may take time. Ergo, I need to leave, and you're staying and apologise to Mary. - SH
You: And be happy. - SH
You: Logical, isn't it? - SH
Stranger: No. Because you're the most important person to me, Sherlock, you don't even know. I don't want to live in a place without you anymore. JW
Stranger: It may have taken me all this to realise but it's true, I don't. JW
You: John, stop it. - SH
Stranger: No. Never. JW
You: You will regret these words. - SH
Stranger: No. Never. JW
You: You have to come back to Mary and stop typing this 'No. Never.' thing. - SH
Stranger: I'll do whatever the hell I want, Sherlock and no matter what you've convinced yourself of, I don't want to get married. JW
You: She loves you. - SH
You: And you love her. You told me so. - SH
Stranger: I don't love her as much as I should to get married. JW
You: But you do love her, right? You know, many people just get nervous before the wedding and start questioning themselves if they are doing what they really want. And then they get married. They all do. - SH
Stranger: I don't have cold feet, Sherlock. I don't want to get married, I don't love her enough. If I'm more than willing to give it all up to stop you from leaving, I shouldn't be marrying her. And I am, so I've made up my mind. I'm not going through with it. JW
You: Then she must be the wrong person. But you will obviously find someone who you really love. - SH
Stranger: ...yeah. Maybe I already have. JW
You: Good for you. - SH
You: I wish both of you all the best. - SH
Stranger: I've found them, but that doesn't mean I can be with them. So, you don't need to wish anyone the best. JW
You: Too bad. You haven't spoken to her? - SH
You: Is she married or something? - SH
Stranger: Married, yes, you could say that. Well, they told me they were when we first met. JW
You: That's why you never declared your feelings? - SH
You: She's from the hospital, isn't she? - SH
Stranger: Didn't know I had feelings till ten minutes ago. And no. JW
Stranger: It doesn't matter who it is. It's not going to happen, ever. JW
You: But then it may only /seem/ to you you're having these feelings. - SH
Stranger: I know when I'm having feelings like this, Sherlock. You know how much practise I've had. You on the other hand are not qualified in any way to give me advice. JW
You: Of course your feelings are none of my business. - SH
Stranger: Pretty much. JW
Stranger: So everything is fine, everything is back to normal. JW
You: Of course. But I'm still leaving. Hope you'll find someone who reciprocates. Obviously my presence will only hinder you. - SH
Stranger: No. It really won't. I don't want to find someone who reciprocates. I want this person and I can't have them, so I'll just be their friend and that's fine. JW
You: As you say. I wouldn't like to see you being lovesick for this mysterious girl. - SH
Stranger: I'm not lovesick. I'll never talk about them ever again. JW
Stranger: Please don't leave. JW
You: John, I need to delete these things. If you're able to keep yourself from talking about the one you love, I'm not so sure of myself. Have to go. - SH
You: Sorry for having ruined your wedding. - SH
You: I seem to ruin everything. - SH
You: Goodbye. - SH
Stranger: You saved me from making a big mistake, Sherlock. You haven't ruined anything. I was so alone... JW
You: You were not alone. You were happy and thinking about your future wife. Now you're miserable and thinking about Lord knows who that doesn't even return your feelings. - SH
You: This person must be an idiot. - SH
You: Or blind. - SH
You: Or both. - SH
Stranger: He most certainly is. JW
You: /He/?? - SH
Stranger: I mean, no, what.. They. They are an idiot. JW
You: John, I'm not an idiot. So it's a 'he'? - SH
Stranger: I just said you were didn't I? JW
Stranger: No, god. Sorry. JW
You: I don't understand you. - SH
Stranger: Forget I said anything. JW
You: But my being around definitely does you no good. How can you change your sexual orientation in a day? - SH
Stranger: I'm still not gay. Just.. an exception. JW
You: Lord. Do I know /him/? - SH
You: Hope I don't. - SH
Stranger: You do. I'm sorry. Please just forget about it. JW
You: I need to know. It's Lestrade, right? That's why you're calling him 'Greg'! And he's married. How stupid I have been, it was so obvious. Idiot. - SH
You: Lord. - SH
Stranger: It's not Lestrade. I call him Greg because that's his bloody name, Sherlock. Stop needing to know and shut up. JW
Stranger: Stop it. JW
You: Then who is /he/? Married - you mean officially? - SH
You: Do I know his wife? - SH
You: Does he have kids? - SH
Stranger: No not officially. I'm not giving you anymore hints and pointing out it's a bloke. JW
Stranger: No. JW
Stranger: No. JW
You: This doesn't concern me, right. I shouldn't poke my nose into your private life. - SH
You: Sorry. Forget I asked something. - SH
Stranger: I usually wouldn't mind, but this time, Sherlock. There is no way I'm telling you. JW
You: Okay. - SH
You: Very good. - SH
Stranger: You've been told anyway. By other people. I hope this drives you mad trying to work it out. JW
You: I hate these riddles. - SH
You: No matter who he is. - SH
You: I hate him. - SH
You: For making you suffer, I mean. - SH
Stranger: He's a bit of a dick to be honest. I hate him too. JW
You: Then try to forget him. - SH
Stranger: More than impossible. Not until the day I die. JW
You: I don't think I need these details. About how deeply you love some moronic freak who isn't even aware how lucky he is. - SH
Stranger: Lucky? JW
You: Of course. - SH
Stranger: Why would that make him lucky? Most of the time he's lucky to not die. JW
You: Tell me it's not Moriarty! - SH
Stranger: Jesus Christ, Sherlock. It's not bloody Moriarty. The opposite of him. JW
Stranger: I'm not mental. JW
Stranger: Okay, maybe I am. But not /that/ mental. JW
You: You told me not to ask anything, so I shut up. But I consider this person utterly extremely singularly lucky. - SH
Stranger: He's not lucky. He's brilliant, he's amazing and he's the biggest idiot I know. I've been stupid, to say the least, to think that I could ever want anyone else. JW
You: So you like idiots? - SH
You: 'Brilliant'? 'Amazing'? How sweet. I really need to go. - SH
Stranger: Oh god no. He's a genius. But in every other way, an idiot. Where are you going? JW
Stranger: He doesn't even know, when he really should. I've made it very obvious. JW
You: Argentina, I've already told you. Any place will do where I can't hear you admire him, call him brilliant and so on. - SH
Stranger: If you're in Argentina I can't admire him. JW
You: So you're only doing it to irritate me? How nice. - SH
Stranger: Idiot. JW
You: Of course I'm not as amazing as he is. - SH
Stranger: Yes you are. JW
You: If your aim was to drive me absolutely crazy, I can congratulate you. - SH
Stranger: Thank you. I take that as a compliment. Finally I've got you back for the toes in the fridge JW
You: Okay, so soon there will be no toes in your fridge, never. Hope that makes you happy. - SH
Stranger: Secretly I'll miss the toes. JW
You: You can keep them. - SH
Stranger: Oh thanks. JW
You: On the other side if your potential boyfriend comes to our flat and sees them he will be shocked. - SH
Stranger: He be surprised to see them still there probably. There is no potential about it. I told you, they're married. JW
You: Has he seen them?! Which means you have already brought him to Baker St? - SH
You: When I was absent, how nice. - SH
Stranger: I haven't brought him to Baker St. No. JW
Stranger: I said, no. JW
You: But you would like him to be there, with you? - SH
You: I've no idea why I'm asking. - SH
You: You don't have to reply. - SH
Stranger: He's married. It doesn't matter what I want, it's not going to happen. He's far too stubborn to stay and he's far too stubborn to even notice me. JW
You: Stay?? - SH
Stranger: That all I'm saying. If you want to know so badly, do what you do best. THINK. JW
You: ((this seems to be my longest rp))
Stranger: ((It has been pretty long haha :3))
You: I figured out, it's Mycroft. He's been to the flat when I was there. Saw the toes. He's the opposite to Moriarty. He is (never tell him I admitted that!) a genius. But married? Aha! He considers himself married to his work, right? For the government and MI6 and what not. - SH
You: My sibling, perfect. - SH
You: That was neither difficult nor pleasant to deduce. - SH
Stranger: No. GOD NO. JW
Stranger: Ugh. That's the most disgusting thing you've ever suggested. JW
You: Thank God. - SH
You: This thought made me shudder. - SH
Stranger: It made me want to be physically sick. JW
You: Okay, I give up. It doesn't even matter who this bastard is. I'm leaving, so you can be with him, try to be with him, invite him to /this flat/, seduce him, do whatever you like. -SH
Stranger: You're such an idiot, Sherlock Holmes. One last clue and then I'm going to go jump off a cliff as I die from embarrassment, just because you're annoying me so much. JW
Stranger: If you leave I can't be with him. JW
You: Why is my presence so paramount? You want me to watch it all? Didn't know you were so kinky. - SH
Stranger: You can't be that dense, Sherlock. Open your eyes. I don't want you to watch. JW
You: You want me to help you then? No, no, no. I'm not doing this, John. Everything has its limits! - SH
Stranger: No I don't want you to help. JW
Stranger: Just stop and think. JW
Stranger: An idiot but a genius, brilliant, amazing, married, seen the toes, if you leave.. JW
You: You can't mean... - SH
Stranger: I can. JW
You: John. - SH
Stranger: I know. I'm going to hang myself now. JW
You: Don't you dare. I was an utter idiot. - SH
Stranger: You're right there. JW
You: I couldn't imagine you.... John, I'm a freak. - SH
Stranger: You are not. JW
You: I'm not a person good guys like you are supposed to fall for. - SH
Stranger: Unfortunately I have. I'm sorry. JW
You: Don't ever be sorry. John, you already know why I was going to leave, don't you? - SH
Stranger: No. Obviously not. JW
You: Idiot. - SH
Stranger: Says you. JW
You: Because I needed to delete /you/, forget you. It's always been you. - SH
Stranger: What did I do? JW
You: When I knew you were going to get married I think I had sort of electric shock. And then you cancelled it, for me. But I realised you would find some woman anyway and I just couldn't see that. I'm still afraid you may find someone. - SH
You: Someone more suitable. - SH
You: Appropriate. - SH
Stranger: There is a reason everyone we meet thinks we're together, Sherlock. There is and I don't want to find anyone else. I don't want anyone else, ever. JW
You: Lord. There were a few seconds when I was ready to actually /kill/ Lestrade. - SH
Stranger: And your brother? That was disturbing. I can't believe you thought that. JW
You: I did. You don't know what I felt, the English language has no words for it. - SH
Stranger: So.. What do we do now? JW
You: I think I'm not going to Buenos Aires. I'm not so good at Spanish in fact.
