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Another Reichenbach post

containing most heartbreaking gifs

with most heart-rending words

which demonstrate that this fandom

has lots of mad headcanons

about constant nightmares

suicides

double suicides

triple suicides

everyone’s being miserable all their (short) life

Me: What’s WRONG with you

You’re a bunch of damned masochists

Why the hell do you have to post it

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

I was feeling happy only a minute ago

People you are sick.

…

Me: *likes*

Me: *reblogs*

All hail the British Government!

I love this man, his facial expressions, his Umbrella and everything.

Rewatching Reichenbach with a neighbour

1) She managed to fall asleep twice
2) Suddenly awakened she asked if she had missed that terrible moment when “Sherlock threw Moriarty off the roof.”
Me: (internally)

Hats off to Andrew Scott!

Pure perfection

Convincing a friend to watch Sherlock

Me: You promised…
Friend: Hm…
Me: You did!
Friend: Do I really have to watch it? What I want to say… That guy, Benedict Whats-his-name, he looks so erm... odd. Something's wrong with his face...
Me: You know, I didn’t like him at first, but now I find him the cutest man I’ve ever seen. He’s beautiful! And John, John Watson I mean, he is so nice! And Andrew Scott who plays Moriarty is just awesome. You will love them!
Friend: And Holmes and Watson are sharing a flat like they did in the books?
Me: Yes, and they call each other by their first names, just Sherlock and John. And many people in this film think they are gay…
Friend: WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS BRILLIANT SHOW???

A person: BBC Sherlock Holmes? You really like it? But this guy is so ugly! And the plot is idiotic, so boring…

Me:……..

Don't want to live on this planet anymore

I loved playing Mr Brook <3

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 You and the stranger both like RichardBrook, and Johnlock.
You: Hey, Johnny boy! ~ RB
You: How are things? ~ RB
You: Are you okay? ~ RB
You: How do you sleep at nights? ~ RB
Stranger: Who are you, exactly? If it's for another interwiew, I'll give you the same answer as the others: just leave me alone. - JW
You: Do you like to be alone? ~ RB
You: You really do? ~ RB
You: And what are you doing alone, in /this flat/, dear Johnny? ~ RB
You: Thinking about what? ~ RB
You: About /who/? ~ RB
Stranger: Listen, you had your fun, now just stop texting me. - JW
You: Remember the last words you said to him? ~ RB
You: Who knows, maybe that made him jump? ~ RB
You: Have you thought about it? ~ RB
You: Bet you have. ~ RB
Stranger: I don't need you to tell me that, thank you very much. Are you done? - JW
You: I haven't even started, Johnny boy. ~ RB
You: Maybe you regret not having told him something else? ~ RB
You: Tell me, I will relay when I see him. ~ RB
You: Oops. ~ RB
You: I'm sooo talkative at times. ~ RB
You: Blurted out what you shouldn't know. ~ RB
Stranger: Let me guess. I'm supposed to suddenly express utter interest in your theory of 'how Sherlock Holmes is not dead but in fact hidding somewhere in Peru', or something like that? Do you really think you are the first one to try that? I've got hundred of conspiracy letters already. - JW
Stranger: Now, I don't know who exactly you are, or what you want, but I will politly ask you for the last time to stop contacting me. - JW
You: So soldierly. I approve of that. ~ RB
You: My name is Richard Brook. You may remember me, dear. ~ RB
Stranger: Very funny. - JW
You: He is not in Peru, that's ridiculous. Much nearer. ~ RB
You: I'm just an actor you know. ~ RB
You: I was made to act as if I were doing all those terrible things. ~ RB
You: But I wasn't. ~ RB
You: It's always been /him/. ~ RB
You: But I guess I should thank him. ~ RB
You: For my best role. ~ RB
You: Now I'm sort of popular. ~ RB
You: How do you think, will they give me a BAFTA? ~ RB
Stranger: Shut up. Just... shut up, stop talking. - JW
You: I saw him yesterday. ~ RB
Stranger: Sherlock Holmes is dead. - JW
You: He was so upset you of all people think so. ~ RB
You: He thought you would have more faith. ~ RB
You: So /disappointed/. ~ RB
You: I told him that was too difficult for your primitive brain. ~ RB
You: But he was sure you'd work that out. ~ RB
You: Some people have. ~ RB
You: But you didn't. ~ RB
You: Maybe it's just /convenient/ for you to consider him dead? ~ RB
You: No need to declare your feelings. ~ RB
Stranger: I don't see what you are on about. And Sherlock would never voluntarily associate himself with someone as twisted and mean as you are, if you are really who you say you are, so you're just wasting your time here. - JW
You: He /paid/ me, so he's been associating with me for /years/. He invented Moriarty. ~ RB
You: A brilliant idea, admit it. ~ RB
You: I loved playing Jim. But it was a bit scary. ~ RB
Stranger: Moriarty was /real/. Sherlock would never have risked lives just to show off. - JW
You: Of course he would. Do you think you know him? ~ RB
Stranger: Besides, if Moriarty wasn't real, someone else is convinced than he is. Someone else than me, I mean. - JW
Stranger: I knew him. He was my best friend. - JW
You: He liked you. Maybe even more than just 'liked'. ~ RB
You: He wanted you to consider him a hero. ~ RB
You: Saving the world. ~ RB
You: But London criminals are so ordinary. ~ RB
You: So banal. ~ RB
You: He needed a king of criminal world. But there wasn't one. ~ RB
You: Pity! ~ RB
Stranger: I'm not listening to you. Just leave me alone. - JW
You: So he hired me. ~ RB
You: To play Moriarty. And to impress you. So, it's your guilt too. ~ RB
You: Blood on your hands! ~ RB
You: Funny, isn't it? ~ RB
You: You don't believe me? ~ RB
Stranger: No. Of course not. - JW
You: Stupid brave doctor. ~ RB
You: I saw him crying yesterday. ~ RB
You: Because of you. ~ RB
You: He was saying you name. ~ RB
You: I thought he would never shut up. ~ RB
You: I made him. ~ RB
Stranger: Why are you doing this? Why are you telling me all this? - JW
You: Because I'm a well-wisher. Sort of. ~ RB
You: Lol. ~ RB
You: I told you, but you're denying everything. He will be so upset. ~ RB
You: It will hurt him. ~ RB
Stranger: He is /dead/. - JW
You: I'm dead too. ~ RB
You: Lol. ~ RB
You: Ms Adler is 'dead' as well. ~ RB
You: Poor Johnny boy. ~ RB
Stranger: Stop calling me that. - JW
You: Okay, pet. ~ JM
You: A sudden typo. Of course I meant 'RB'. ~ RB
Stranger: You... bastard. - JW
I'm so sorry I had to go : (

So, this just happened:

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 You and the stranger both like Johnlock.
Stranger: John found himself pinned against the wall as Sherlock firmly kissed his lips. John let out a sharp audible breath of surprise as Sherlock did so, his body pressed against the wall. John went to move his arms to place them around Sherlock's shoulders but found he could not move them, Sherlock had pinned them to the wall as well.
You: "What are you doing, guys???" Anderson's voice sounded strident.
You: ((Sorry! xD))
Stranger: ((BWAHAHAHA! Anderson, oh my god!))
 .
///5 minutes later: ////
 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 You and the stranger both like Johnlock.
Stranger: John found himself pinned against the wall as Sherlock firmly kissed his lips. John let out a sharp audible breath of surprise as Sherlock did so, his body pressed against the wall. John went to move his arms to place them around Sherlock's shoulders but found he could not move them, Sherlock had pinned them to the wall as well.
You: "Hey guysss! You're doing that again?!!!!!" Anderson couldn't believe his own eyes.
You: ((xDDD))
You: ((OMG))
Stranger: (( OMFG BAHAAHAHA IM DYING))
You: ((If this happens again... xDD))
You: ((Anderson will get a heart attack!))
Stranger: ((omfg if i get you again i will sob on the ground with laughter))
You: ((i just imagined him walking about the city and finding Johnlock everywhere he goes... He'd get mad))
Stranger: ((ahahahahaha Anderson is on a Johnlock hunt))

Jim gets bored

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 You and the stranger both like JohnLock, and Sherlock.
You: Hullo, John. How are things? ~ JM
Stranger: Why are you texting me, Moriarty? - JW
You: Because I'm bored, obviously. Just remembered the fun we last had there, at the pool. We should do that more often. ~ JM
Stranger: Sod off. - JW
You: That was good, admit it. I said dangerous and you were there. ~ JM
You: You liked it. ~ JM
Stranger: I didn't. You're sorely mistaken. - JW
You: How does it feel to be such an utter bore? Don't you think Sherlock may get tired of your singular stupidity soon.? ~ JM
Stranger: Sherlock is my friend. - JW
You: He has no friends, idiot. ~ JM
Stranger: You're wrong. - JW
Stranger: Stay away from us. - JW
You: Even if I did, he'd get bored instantly. I'm the one he can't help thinking of, never. ~ JM
Stranger: You're nothing but a criminal. - JW
You: I'm much more. You know the difference between the world's only consulting detective and The Seven Dwarfs, don't you? ~ JM
Stranger: I'm afraid I don't care. - JW
You: Not being very smart today, are you? There are no dwarfs in my flat. ~ JM
Stranger: You don't think I'm clever any - JM
Stranger: WHAT? - JW
You: Got it? ~ JM
Stranger: Sherlock? Where are you? - JW
You: That's why I said I'm what he's obviously thinking about. Right now, at least. ~ JM
Stranger: Moriarty. I swear, If you hurt him... - JW
You: [no reply from Sherlock]
You: Oh, what will you do? I'm so scared, lol.~ JM
Stranger: Where is he? - JW
You: Tell the Big Bro? Who's too busy talking to his Umbrella? ~ JM
Stranger: Sherlock, now is not the time to ignore me. - JW
Stranger: Moriarty.. Where are you? I'll put a bullet in your head myself, if you want to die so bad. - JW
You: John, I'm okay. Stay away. Please, John. - SH
Stranger: I won't play your games. - JW
Stranger: Where are you Sherlock? - JW
You: I'm afraid he won't answer, John. Suddenly something went wrong with his phone. ~ JM
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? - JW
You: I haven't decided yet, too many options. You won't like some of them though. ~ JM
Stranger: Anything. - JW
Stranger: I'll do whatever you need me to. - JW
Stranger: Don't hurt him. - JW
You: You're ready to do anything? Funny. How sad I'm not interested. ~ JM
You: You know Seb, don't you? ~ JM
Stranger: Yes. Your sniper. - JW
Stranger: One of them - JW
You: All pets should know each other. ~ JM
Stranger: I'm not a pet. - JW
You: Then who are you, dear doctor? ~ JM
Stranger: Sherlock's friend. Your enemy. - JW
You: Oh, Seb can be so cruel at times. ~ JM
Stranger: Where are you? Come face me like a man. Stop hiding. - JW
Stranger: (You're making my day here, man. I love a good Moriarty. )
Stranger: Don't ignore me! - JW
You: I'm not a man at all, haven't you been told? I'm a spider, doofus. And I'm not interested in seeing you, what if your dullness is contagious? ~ JM
Stranger: Coward! - JW
You: I just told Sherlock how happy he had been to have found Mrs Hudson. Most landladies don't allow keeping pets. ~ JM
Stranger: STOP IT. - JW
Stranger: STOP IT NOW. - JW
Stranger: Where are you? - JW
You: In a safe place, with a good company, obviously. ~ JM
Stranger: God Dammit. - JW
Stranger: Please. - JW
You: Your vocabulary makes Seb sad. And when he gets sad he's so unpredictable! ~ JM
You: Come on, entertain us, John. ~ JM
Stranger: Sod your pet. Sod you. Bloody hell. What do you want me to do? Just tell me.- JW
You: Just a friendly chat. ~ JM
Stranger: Keep hiding then. - JW
You: In fact we, Seb and I, did it on a bet. Now there's another one, and the stake is someone's life. ~ JM
Stranger: Did what? Whose life? Fuck you! - JW
Stranger: Please, just tell me what you want from me. - JW
Stranger: I'm not as clever as him. I won't be able to figure it out. Please. - JW
You: The repetition was invented for the dumbest of us, wasn't it? I said, I want a friendly chat. ~ JM
Stranger: Fine. How are you today? - JW
Stranger: How is Sebastion? - JW
Stranger: How's your mother? - JW
Stranger: I made some tea, do you want some? - JW
You: You give your best game and answer properly, he lives. You fail - there're no consulting detectives left in the world, how sad. ~ JM
You: No, John, all wrong. ~ JM
Stranger: Fine. Ask me the question. - JW
You: I did, but did you listen? Obviously, you didn't. The repetition thing, again. ~ JM
You: Who are you, John? For Sherlock I mean. ~ JM
You: Btw Seb just brought some instruments. Such a wild creature he is, Seb. ~ JM
Stranger: I am.. his pet... - JW
You: Suddenly, I'm amused. You really think so? ~ JM
Stranger: Isn't that what you wanted to hear? - JW
You: No, John. Lord (that doesn't exist but anyway) help me! Give me the patience to tolerate your negative IQ. I need the truth. ~ JM
Stranger: I'm his friend. I'm his flatmate. I'm his help. I'm his doctor. - JW
You: That is nearer the mark, but still a lie. ~ JM
Stranger: I... I love him? - JW
You: You really do? ~ JM
You: I need details. I may have mentioned we're bored. ~ JM
Stranger: Details? He doesn't like.. He doesn't usually like being touched. I don't think he even knows. - JW
You: No worries, now he does. ~ JM
Stranger: Oh god. - JW
Stranger: Well, it's the truth. Can't go back now. I love him. - JW
You: Tell me how much. Needless to say your words are of high importance. ~ JM
Stranger: I... I love him enough that I would die for him. - JW
You: Awful. Just awful and incredibly dull. But I hope he'll enjoy it if he's somehow been putting up with your being that predictable. ~ JM
You: You can take him. ~ JM
Stranger: Please, what else would you like me to say? Do you want me to tell you that I dream of his hands and his mouth, and I dream of him kissing me? I dream of him holding me at night? - JW
You: No, spare the details, please. Definitely disgusting. You already said what we needed, Seb wins, I lose. You can take him (the repetition thing, good grief! The walls at Baker St must have sort of echo effect, otherwise how does he ever bear to talk to you?). Come and take him. ~ JM
Stranger: Where are you? - JW
You: What do you mean "you"? We all go our separate ways. Sherlock is at the pool, obviously. It's always been the pool, hasn't it? ~ JM
You: Seb and I just need to run. Some buildings to blow up, some people to kill, some members of the Parliament to blackmail. ~ JM
You: Asking yourself why I did it, aren't you? ~ JM
Stranger: Because you're a nutter? - JW
You: Because I'm Cupid, blockhead. Enjoy your honeymoon. It was just a warm up. But remember, the game hasn't begun yet. ~ JM
 You have disconnected